You’ve got the product dialed in.
The content’s sharp. The proof is real.
And people love your program, once they’re inside.
But you’re lying awake at night, stomach churning, knowing you’re leaving sales on the table.
You’ve got that itch,
the one that hits when you see someone else printing cash from a duct-taped funnel.
Meanwhile, you’re stuck wondering if you’re losing your edge while they steal the sales you deserve.
Meanwhile, your killer offer’s trapped behind a page that reads like a YouTube transcript with trust issues.
Let’s call it what it is:
You’ve outgrown your copy.
Let’s not pretend you’re new here.
This ain’t your first launch.
You’ve sold out seats.
You’ve had waitlists.
Maybe even hit 6-figures off a cohort.
But lately, things are slipping.
The same tricks aren’t hitting like they used to.
Emails feel stale.
Stripe’s quieter.
And the fear creeps in: what if your next launch flops, and your audience moves on to the competitor who’s already out-converting you?
You’re starting to ask:
“Is my copy pulling its weight?”
Spoiler: it’s not.
Take Alex.
Smart founder. Solid membership for creators.
His intention was clear: build a thriving program that grows into a sustainable business.
He had traction, a decent list.
But sales plateaued.
His page?
Flat. Formulaic. A momentum killer.
He was burning ad spend and losing steam.
Competitors, sharks smelling blood in the water, were stealing his clients with sharper copy.
Alex started to panic, thinking, “Am I going to lose everything I’ve built?”
I stepped in. Rewrote the page.
Here’s what we did:
The result? $60k from one launch, in just six weeks.
No growth hacks. No gimmicks. Just copy that did its job.
Savvy coaches like you are already booking my services to lock in their next win. Don’t get left behind.
Doesn’t just explain your offer, it sells it.
Speaks to your audience’s deepest fears, like the fear of wasting another $10k on a failed launch.
Makes your $3k+ price tag feel like a steal compared to the revenue it’ll bring in.
Lets you disappear for a weekend without the pipeline drying up.
You didn’t build your program to pitch it every day.
You built it to help people, and grow your business.
Let the page do the heavy lifting.
Top program creators are snapping up spots fast. Act now to secure yours.
I didn’t go to ad school. I taught myself copy while hauling 50-pound paint cans in a depot, 9 hours a day.
I had to get out, so I got good, fast.
Now I write pages that close $3k+ seats for founders who used to ignore DMs like mine,
and I’ve helped clients sell over $1M in programs.
I get your world: the launches, the pressure, the vision.
I’ll write a page that sounds like you, and sells like hell.
I wrote the sales page for a high-ticket ecommerce program that’s currently selling $3k/month spots.
Here’s a preview of what I delivered. clean structure, clear positioning, and a message that speaks directly to ecom founders:
Headline:
Join the community where ecom founders gain clarity, control, & scale together
Lead:
Stay at the forefront of what’s working and turn chaos into clarity. Drive more revenue with a proven system, expert coaching, and a unique peer group of ambitious founders.
CTA:
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Join 1,000+ ecom founders scaling together
– You’re done with vague, AI-sounding “brand voice” templates
– You want copy that actually sounds like you, and converts
– You want a partner who gets launches, momentum, and what it takes to scale a program
I stand by my work. If your page doesn’t convert, I’ll revise it until it does, at no extra cost.
You’re investing in a page that sells, not a gamble.
Your program delivers real results. Your sales page should too.
Let’s make it happen.
– A custom-built, research-backed sales page
– Copy designed to sell, not just sit pretty
– Unlimited async feedback during the process
– A final page you’ll actually want to share
No fluff. No overcomplicated docs.
Just a page that gets results.
Spots are limited. I only take 2 clients per month to ensure every page gets my full focus.
I’m already booking into next month, so don’t wait.