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If you’re looking for a copywriter who writes something “nice” to make you feel proud because it sounds “professional”…

Stop reading here. I’m doing you a favor.

This isn’t for you.

I’ve spent years writing copy. Pages that generated $653,632+. Right now, there are founders hitting consistent $10k+ months from pages I wrote. Coaches filling programs. Creators building communities people happily pay for.

I’ve written everything from local service pages generating +$20k in 1 sale, with 30%+ conversion rates, to digital programs by well-known founders, high-end consultants, and speakers making more in a day than many do in months.

No logos. No headshots. Ghostwriter life.

Looking for proof wallpaper? Not me. I write the words. Clients keep the credit.

If you need a trophy wall to feel safe, go hire one of the pretty-page guys.

Instead, I give you something better:

A page your competitor would never dare to use.

Because they’re scared. Because they keep recycling what everyone else does.

You’re different.

If you’re still here, I know two things about you:

1. You’re tired of copy that feels like it was churned out by AI.
2. You’re smart enough to know talking to your ideal client like a human sells 10 times better than any “proven framework.”
   

    

I don’t write to impress your peers or sound sophisticated. I write like you’re messaging a friend on DM.

My copy doesn’t just sell, it filters.

People who aren’t your ideal client will immediately bounce off.

Perfect. 

Because they wouldn’t buy anyway.

Sure, you could hire one of the hundreds of copywriters with shiny testimonials who’ll hand you the same stale formulas everyone else uses. The same “professional” templates. The same predictable structure making you blend in.

Or you can get a page that cuts through the noise.

My approach is based on three principles:

• Radical clarity. No ambiguity.
• Human storytelling. Raw and memorable.
• A provocative edge. Something unexpected to capture attention.

The result? A page that makes you stand out as the clear choice in your niche, while everyone else fades into sameness.

Here’s the deal

I’ll ask you some questions, you answer them, and about a week later you’ll receive a Google doc with your new page. We’ll go back and forth until it’s exactly right for your audience.

No generics, no copy-paste BS. Just copy that works for you.

The price?

This isn’t Fiverr. If we’re aligned, I’ll quote you what it takes to do it right.

Let’s talk if you’re serious. No fake bonuses. No impossible promises.

That’s it.

You can find prettier, cheaper writers who fill your page with emojis and clichés. Who write exactly what your competitors have.

That’s not me.

And that’s not you, or you wouldn’t still be here.

If everything you’ve read isn’t enough proof of what I can do, this probably isn’t the right fit.

But if you’ve made it this far, chances are we’d work well together.

Hit me up on X (@itslucasosa) or email me (itslucasosa@gmail.com). No pitch deck needed, just tell me what you sell and what’s been missing.

If I can help, I will. If not, I’ll still point you in the right direction.

At the end of the day, people don’t buy pretty words. They buy what feels real.

If this feels real to you, we should talk.


– Lucas